imjay: flu day 4: perking up; the cafeteria ninja gif is really funny; like a great movie; still watching it; oh me nap now http://t.co/8mUYmPi3
imjay: stomach flu, day 3: feeling better on one hand; accidentally getting cat food on my forehead with the other
imjay: day 2 of stomach flu; recovering; upgraded to sweatpants & sweatshirt formal ware; mostly upright; apparently capable of completing a tweet
imjay: RT @afuller: cat treat rodeo round-up (starring Nikita) http://t.co/yQqFaIMb
imjay: Happy birthday @afuller!!!!!!!
imjay: these buttons, "Defrost," "Reheat," & "Bagel" actually work, as opposed to the placebo buttons on other toasters
imjay: … the key the toaster is: Know Your Bread…
imjay: … but the waffle was cold in the center!
imjay: OH: oh. my. god. people and their toaster reviews!
imjay: yes, it’s a holiday with legs–wild turkey legs! RT @Tarbosaurus3: @imjay weird. Great minds think alike. http://t.co/eyfw9M0M